I’m fuckin awesome
Badass writer
I got four degrees, baby! The first three? Creative writing: fiction, all of em. I will write the shit out of something, you better watch out, I’m a goddamn lyrical assassin.
BA
Ohio State University, 2004
MA
Miami University, 2009
Motherfuckin
MFA
too, dog!
Texas State University, 2014
Stories to tear your heart out
All shrimp are born male. All elephants are born hopeless.
— Me, “The Spider Does Not Know Love”
Recent updates to the world-renowned blog “Off the Record”
Poignant photographer
Feast your eyes on these delicious morsels of contrast and light
Some additional ingredients pertaining to my recipe of awesome
Aaron M. Fortkamp 
