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• March 24, 2016

  The Whys Have It

  Down to my shirtsleeves: because I hate being the guy that’s cold all the time, because my sweatshirt wasn’t feeling right, like the hood was tucked into the back instead of hanging free and maybe it was but I never verified the fact I just took it off, because it’s going to be 79 degrees…

• March 21, 2016

  Schwoosh

  I feel the need to explain basketball to you. I’m writing a novel in part about basketball because I feel the need to explain basketball to you. Because there are people I like and people I want to be like and they either do not like basketball or they have no interest in basketball or…

• March 18, 2016

  Just Can’t Just Won’t

  Sex Offenders Can Be Nice Guys: How Making Jared Fogle a Monster Encourages Abusers In which I find out I’m not a humanist. If you’ve already decided to TL;DR that article, here’s the gist: celebrating the beatdown of a person who has done Bad Things allows us to turn him into a monster and thus…

• March 16, 2016

  Twenty Things

  Surely you must know me by now. I have exactly twenty things wrong with me at any given time. Number seven on the list right now: my eczema flare-ups, which have been particularly bad this winter, but mostly only on my back, which is a new thing this year. That’s not the thing wrong, though,…

• March 7, 2016

  Stone Cold

  You guys. Building a website is like, soooo tiring. I’ve been off, I’ve been away. We had scheduled the Michigan trip assuming there would be ice to fish through. And there was, but not enough to support us, not on my friend’s lake, at least. We had to drive an hour north. Conditions proved favorable.…

• March 6, 2016

  New Website

  This will be the lamest of the lame posts, but I just got the majority of this website up and running and I’m dying to see what a blog post is going to look like. So, yeah. Here it is. Better late than never.